Father-Husband-Marketer-Geek

"40 Years at the kids' table" is what I would title my book if I were to write one. It would be semi-autobiographical. I think it's an excellent name for a book. I would write several chapters about all the different stages in life where I feel I've never quite fit in with the adults. I've always had a child-like zest for fun and collectibles, be it Department 56 villages, or even comic books. I've always sat at the kids' table. Even at 41, I still sit there. Every year we gather for Christmas at this big old fancy dining room table. Of course, I'll always admire it from the card table I'm sitting at. These days no one at the kids' table is actually a kid. Definitely the younger generations, in their 20s and 30s, but scientifically not kids. We have a lot more fun at the kids' table, at least I think we do. We can make fun of food or burp and no one in the elder dining zone will even hear us. Different table, different rules. While they...